i can't decide whether i want to be a 40 year old man with fluffy hair or be having sex with one
i was strippergirl
Artist: UnknownThe Casualties
Title: UnknownUgly Bastards
Album: UnknownFor the Punx
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avrillavignepunkprincess:

wahuuuuuuu

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dampsandwich:

alright that joke just crossed the line. false start. can the jokes please go back to the starting line

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kanyezus:

akon more like acorn

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